The act of fixing a car by basically pointing it in a direction and driving it as far as possible in one sitting. This is meant to stretch the legs of the car, and honestly if something is going to break it's going to be during a 500 mile road trip.
My check engine light came on so I decided to give it a Colorado Tune up and drove it 500 miles straight and it went off.
My car was in a bad way so I gave it a Colorado tune up and ended up stranded on the side on I-70.
My car was in a bad way so I gave it a Colorado tune up and ended up stranded on the side on I-70.
by Thing21 March 27, 2012
(phrase )
Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.
see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".
Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.
see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".
"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".
by scar belle April 11, 2008
adjustment or experience during a positive event. Or - the mountain bike music festival in Bellingham, WA.
by tomrobertson January 03, 2024
A lopsided matchup, especially at the beginning of the college football season in which you are almost guaranteed to win just to give the smaller school money in exchange for player experience and a win.
by IIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKK April 28, 2021
Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.
by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015
What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.
by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010