Tuggles McTugTug

The creepy fat balding man that sits alone in parks and watches women and children.

"Honey, pick up the frisbee."

"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."

by bonersandcake July 12, 2012

Rug Tugger

When someone grabs a chicks pubic hair (rug) and gently tugs on it.

Allen is a rug tugger,he got really drunk in the club and tugged on some chicks rug while dancing.. she was not happy.

by mrFate December 23, 2008

muddy tugger

When feces is used for a had job.

I stink because that dirty stupid bitch gave me a muddy tugger last night.

by John Bigsack October 1, 2017

Tuggie

A tuggie is another name for a hand job, otherwise known as manually stimulating the male genitals of a good friend, or enemy, or guy at a bar.

Can also be used to describe a particularly cool thing

I got a tuggie under the table during lunch

This chicken is so tuggie it makes my mouth water.

by DJ84 March 5, 2009

tugging on the crank

Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis.

Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."

If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank.

Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing.

Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

PUG TUGGER

A Sexual deviant who can only get off while masturbating to pictures of Pugs.

The judge at the dog show was caught in the men's room masturbating to pictures of pugs. Ever since then, he has been known as the PUG TUGGER!!

by bagizba August 1, 2009

Tugging Machine

A boy who likes to tug his todger a lot is a tugging machine

He may be referred to as a "machine" because of his systematic ability to wack one out when his winky tells him

jeff has a serious problem....he's a tugging machine

by gpizzler January 25, 2011