TugBoat

The one friend that every one has. That acts like he is slow but he really isn't and laughs at every thing that makes no sense.

Stanly "Last night was fucking nuts"

Ryan " hahahaha yo, that was SO SICK!"

Stanly "fucking tugboat"

by Flat Stanly November 30, 2011

Tugboating

The act of helping a friend with a broken arm/hand, to masterbate.

Also known as a tuggy buddy.

Guy 1: man it sucks you broke your wrist on the first day of the ski trip.

Guy 2: what's worse is it's my jerking hand!

Guy 1: well just don't expect me to be tugboating you this weekend.

by Jock_n_swag February 05, 2010

Tugboat

The sound one one makes while performing fellatio. Or just the act itself

Nessa gives some great tugboat!

by Mike Sogoff December 15, 2004

Tugboat

Motorboating a chicks butt at the bar and pulling her pants down with your teeth while growling. Follow this up by standing up and yelling "tugBoat" and then go "whooooo whooooo" while pretending to pull the horn down with your hand.

When in Dewey Beach, DE a hot waitress walked by and I had to tugboat the Sh*t out of her only to be followed up with a smack to the face. I proudly asked for another tugboat and a smack to the face.

by Hank69 September 24, 2010

Tugboat

A fat girl you'd let give you a handjob--but nothing more.

That girl's not really fuckable, she might be a tugboat though.

by macgruber123 March 25, 2012

tugboating

performing an action know as the tugboat

Mark and Alex asked Witherspoon if she wanted to tugboat. Witherspoon said no, so they take turns tugboating each other instead.

by Kat June 18, 2006

rusty tugboat

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.

Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(

by Dubya82 September 21, 2013