treeing

When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.

The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...

by theelvez December 23, 2019

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Treingle

A three fingered person

I hear those treingles have a hard time picking things up!

by Fingies November 29, 2020

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Said by Joe Biden himself, when the translator could not figure out what in the world he said.

Joe Biden: Trueinanactunderpressure-
Translator: Hm?

by joebidenquotes November 29, 2020

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treeing

to tree means essencially masturbating so much it is in a state permanent erection

"why are you hard?"
"i have been treeing to my hb"

by educatedyn December 14, 2024

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At its most basic sense, to "tree" is the action of spending prolonged periods of time in a single spot. With this, the goal is often to adopt the lifestyle/lifecycle of a tree, which just consists of sitting in one spot its whole life and dying. Why, this term is quite subjective, as spots can range from someone living in the same city their whole life to being penned in one small room for days on end.

Man 1: "Come one, Jimmy, why won't you join us?"

Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."

Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."

(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)

by Jamaican-me dinner? February 15, 2025

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Treing

Originated from the initial creation of “Racist Alien Theory”. A derogatory racially charged term used by aliens to describe the human race. Is a shortened version of the phrase “trash being”.

“Don’t look now, but there’s a treing over there.”
Or,

“Never stop on earth, it’s full of treings.”

by Cosmic_Complexity_Podcast April 13, 2025

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