orc trickery 

1. A blatant lie.
2. Something that sounds unlikely.

"Hey, I just found $50 under the couch!" "That sounds like orc trickery to me."

orc trickery by DonIncognito May 10, 2004

Trucker War 

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.

Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...

Trucker War by YAWA May 18, 2019

Mother Trucker 

Another way of saying "Mother Fucker!"

*Your friend hits you with a swift punch to the face* AH!! YOU MOTHER TRUCKER! I'll fucking kill you!

Mother Trucker by TomorowsMemory March 27, 2003

trucker clock 

Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.

"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"

trucker clock by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 21, 2006

Mini Trucker 

An individual who's soul purpose in life is to build the sickest lowrider mini truck ever and drag the hell out of the frame rails so that sparks illuminate the night.

Yo, that mini trucker has a sweet truck, drag that shit.

Mini Trucker by Tyler Humphries September 24, 2007

Trucker

Someone who drives an eighteen wheeler as a living. Often sterotyped as an awful driver, stupid, and addicted to god awful country music. They never seem to get full credit for delivering goods. The media also seems to blame accidents on them, when they are either A) Not involved with it, or B) not the cause of it, but a stupid fourwheeler, who cut in front of them. Also unfair laws, such as CARB and anti-idle, cost them money.

To all the stupid morons who spent 5 minutes plus dissing them: Like your computer? Like wiping your stupid ass with toliet paper? Like driving your car? Then appericate truck drivers, their the reason that stuff got where it is.

Exp 1.
Random guy: Stupid trucker, almost ran me over in my little shit box car.
Me: are you sure it wasn't your stupidity for cutting in front of him, that caused this?
Exp. 2.
"A trucker is blamed for the accident, despite the fact that the car cut in front of them." Maybeline Newspaper.
Exp 3.
CARB effing sucks.

Trucker by Numbah 36 April 27, 2008

Trucker War 

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.

Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...

Trucker War by YAWA May 18, 2019