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Mother Tucker 

(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!
Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
Mother Tucker by G-Union October 30, 2003

motha tucker 

To place one's unit begind the legs as in a goat like fashion. After proper unit placement to fully execute a "Motha Tucker" one must distribt the visual glory to the general public.
Joe got drunk and gave us a motha tucker
motha tucker by Chemtikal May 6, 2008

Mother Tucker 

(noun) An elevated Gin and Tonic, anchored by a rectangular grapefruit ice cube, with a lemon wedge in lieu of lime.

(verb) The act of imbibing and leaving a bar, when a MILF kisses you in such a way that you have to either wait a couple minutes before re-entering public spaces, or you’re forced to uhh, tuck “it.”
Meg: Yo, these Mother Tuckers are going down faster than me at a family reunion!

James: Truth! Also, gimme a minute before we pop smoke…I just got Mother Tuckered and need to adjust.
Mother Tucker by SchmegGatsby October 4, 2024