Capital of New Jersey. Where George Washington was going when he crossed the Delaware. Where the Americans had their first real victory over the British. Home of the tomato pie. Home of the "Trenton Makes" bridge. Home of the Trenton Thunder and the Trenton Titans. Where the Brooklyn Bridge was made. Where the first Bayer asprin, the first Magic Marker, Champale, the first Trojan condom, oyster crackers and Taft's bathtub were made. Site of the first professional basketball game. Birthplace of Poor Righteous Teachers, Stephanie Plum, Dennis Rodman and Star Jones. Home of Art All Night, Passage Theatre, and the War Memorial. Where some suburbanites fear to go, for no good reason (they also need to sleep with the light on when they watch a scary movie, so you figure it out). Pronounced either with or without the "nt".
I had dinner at Settimo Cielo, saw a show at Passage Theatre and then played Scrabble at Classics Books until midnight in Trenton. I love that town!
by Trentonian February 03, 2010
by Funny name definitions March 08, 2021
1) A city in Central New Jersey, on the bank of the Delaware River. Similar to Camden, Newark and Irvington. Most parts are highly crime-ridden and burnt-out. The state capital of New Jersey.
2) A synonym for the corrupt, overspending, ineffective government of New Jersey, which is headquartered in the aforementioned city.
2) A synonym for the corrupt, overspending, ineffective government of New Jersey, which is headquartered in the aforementioned city.
1) On my way to the statehouse, I got carjacked on Pennington Avenue in Trenton.
2) No one will be getting property tax rebate checks this year! The sales tax just went up. The state parks and DMV offices are closing. However, Trenton did manage to vote state workers a 7% pay raise. I'm moving to North Carolina!
2) No one will be getting property tax rebate checks this year! The sales tax just went up. The state parks and DMV offices are closing. However, Trenton did manage to vote state workers a 7% pay raise. I'm moving to North Carolina!
by Uncle Lance July 08, 2009
A person who is a rebound man gets hot girls for a day and then they touch his boner at lagoon and they break up with him and he owns a farm
by wow696915 November 01, 2011
T-town, bitchezzz
In Pictou County, Nova Scotia.
Main attraction: Liquor store, and Youth Center.
Possibly the poorest town in Pictou County.
Often pronounced without the first 'n' by T-towners.
Trentoners are often loving the Shark Piss.
In Pictou County, Nova Scotia.
Main attraction: Liquor store, and Youth Center.
Possibly the poorest town in Pictou County.
Often pronounced without the first 'n' by T-towners.
Trentoners are often loving the Shark Piss.
Trenton, duh.
by ttownbitchezz January 25, 2011
An extention of the word Trent as in the City of Trent with the "ton" added makes it Trentown or Trenton. There are at least 8 States in the U.S.A. that have a town called Trenton and one in Ontario, Canada.
by Trenton Sicola June 16, 2008