Touch grass

When someone gets really upset/animated about something and someone tries to get them to calm down by telling them to smoke some weed.
Dude, Carlos... Chill out man. You really need to touch grass!
by queef_burglar69 March 16, 2021
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Touch grass

Touch grass
Touch grass
by antopod85 January 17, 2022
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go touch grass

if someone tells you to go touch grass, it means that you need to get out more.
eg: ryan was annoying so Lexi said: go touch grass😩 which means she is telling you to get out more.
by creatorsss April 22, 2021
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Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok
“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”
by nobara February 12, 2021
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go touch grass

If someone tells you or is told is to "go touch grass", it means that you need to go outside and do outdoor activities rather than staying inside on your electronics.
Mj need to go touch grass, cus 24/7 this boi on the game.
by ogmaterialgworl February 26, 2022
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Go Touch Grass

A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.
Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022
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Never touched grass

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.
SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!
by DaWordCat August 08, 2022
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