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Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?
“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”
by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018
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Teeter Totter

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad
"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."
by tobee October 16, 2015
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Teeter Totter

A drink created in Colorado which combines Crown Royal Whiskey (1 part)with Dr. Pepper (2 parts). Named for the street in Colorado where in which it was created.
This Teeter Totter tastes great with this steak.
by ZooooomByU December 31, 2008
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What is this thottery

Commonly used by the thot patrol. Usually used in the Foopa thot branch of the thot patrol. (Equivalent to the Air Force). Commonly used when someone exposes a thot.
WHAT IS THIS THOTTERY said Harry. Then Ethan said NANI!?!?!?
by Underings July 17, 2018
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tittery whoppet

my tittery whoppet hurts.
by jinsoo October 25, 2006
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teeter totter rodeo

When a man lays on his back with one girl on his face and one girl riding his dick
Yo i had a teeter totter rodeo last nite with those 2 fiiiine ass blonde girls
by rj berger November 10, 2012
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Teeter Totter

When a woman wearing high heels has a few too many, and can no longer navigate different types of terrain in her painful, poorly chosen high heels.
"That woman is doing a classic teeter totter," he said, observing her footwear and wobbly posture with equal parts schadenfreude and genuine concern.
by Contemptible Impudence February 11, 2015
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