by oppulence96 May 31, 2020
Get the kenita torres mug.Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, usually shortened to just 'Torres' or 'Captain Torres' who is well known for is voice lines in SP Mission 3: Ten Million Relief Plan.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
by exportedtoastie November 03, 2021
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Get the Allen Torres mug.A footballer (soccer) that has made David Blaine jealous by beating the world record for doing nothing in a box.
by rabbidrabbidrabbid May 14, 2011
Get the Fernando Torres mug.1. When a man is not able to score. Named after the famous footballer Fernando Torres during his 24 game scoring drought for Chelsea. Scoring not necessarily only related in football terms but also scoring in terms of getting girls.
2. An expensive acquisition that does not fulfill needs causing a prolonged shortage.
3. A dry tropical area, that looks like shit.
2. An expensive acquisition that does not fulfill needs causing a prolonged shortage.
3. A dry tropical area, that looks like shit.
Lad 1: 'Kyle hasn't pulled a bird in months now mate, whats up with him?
Lad 2: 'I don't know mate, he's on a full on Torres drought.'
Lad 1: 'Where'd you get that iPhone from? I thought you had a Blackberry?
Lad 2: 'Yeah I did but it was doing my head in, quite expensive and it was always broken. A torres drought to my mobile needs.
Lad 2: 'I don't know mate, he's on a full on Torres drought.'
Lad 1: 'Where'd you get that iPhone from? I thought you had a Blackberry?
Lad 2: 'Yeah I did but it was doing my head in, quite expensive and it was always broken. A torres drought to my mobile needs.
by Abarsh August 05, 2012
Get the Torres drought mug.a person who's last name contains the letters t-o-r-r- and is extremely strong, sexy and has a penis of at least 10 inches in length.
a person who goes by the nickname of torr beast gets laid about 10 times a week, he does not have sex with girls that are not dimes (10s). His penis at full erections flirts with the measurement of 20 inches. any vagina that torr beast exploits is sure to be stretched out past a healthy state.
a person who goes by the nickname of torr beast gets laid about 10 times a week, he does not have sex with girls that are not dimes (10s). His penis at full erections flirts with the measurement of 20 inches. any vagina that torr beast exploits is sure to be stretched out past a healthy state.
by Torr Beast April 10, 2009
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