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Mexican tool bag

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.
Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.
by jamaaly May 6, 2011
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the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet

A guy who gets around, has sex with alot of girls at the same time.
"I cant believe Mike Heiser is hooking up with all those girls hes the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet."
by Chang Winning March 30, 2009
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A blind tool bag

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag
by Kam1098 June 5, 2017
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B kool bag your tool

by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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bag your tool

by daman October 27, 2003
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B kool bag your tool

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.
"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."
by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006
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Be Cool, Bag Your Tool

Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.
*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
by ChelseyBby. February 22, 2010
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