A term meaning a person who is mentally unstable. A bit of a psycho or nutter. Also a person who thinks you are their bf/gf when you are infact not!
Yeah he went mental coz he saw me in a club with another guy...think he thought we were going out....we never even met up properly.... what a toot de la fruit!
by Shecki B February 21, 2007
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Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”
Him: **Smirking**
Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”
Him: **Smirking**
by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023
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Too t'd • just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned • This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word • T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) • Too long didn't read • too long didn't bother reading • Doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl. • don't get too comfortable • Don't read too much into this • don't shit too close to home
The card board cylinder that toilet paper or paper towels come on. Name derived from the inability to resist picking up an empty one and making a Kazoo like "toot ta doo" noise through it.
"Hey can some one bring me some TP? The only thing in here is an empty toot ta doo... and I just took a massive poo!"
by The Kangaroo January 1, 2008
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A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.
Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
by A. Creed May 8, 2010
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I heard Melissa tooted it down for Kevin under the bleachers.
I heard Melissa tooted it down for Kevin under the bleachers.
by Victoria_francine October 4, 2023
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