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That's what I told my first wife.

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

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by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
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An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.
Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni
by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020
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toady

Alternate spelling for "today," popularized within internet forums supporting the political rise of Ron Paul. The "toady" spelling is often used to indicate a certain level of importance and urgency. In this regard, "toady" is used in place of "today" for emphasis on the topic's imperative nature.
Toady is the primary!
by PauliticsPolitics December 6, 2011
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Toddy-Lou

a term for a cigaret; usually used in north eastern Pennsylvania
Yo wanna go have a Toddy-lou? I'm Jonesin' right now!
by Todder Box December 4, 2012
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I told u I was hardcore

Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.

"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.
by buryme September 4, 2003
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Tildy

one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. a tildy is kind, considerate, and always there for you. be happy if you ever meet a tildy.
person 1: did you see tildy today?
person 2: i did! they were so sweet
by dabhyun March 14, 2021
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As Told By Ginger

An Great animated series that focuses on a girl named Ginger Foutley and her Friends Macie Lightfoot , Dodie Bishop , and soon to be boyfriend Darren Patterson, The show basicly centered around Ginger trying to figure out life and it's ups amd downs it was one of the last great showes Nick showed before it went to crapville
As Told By Ginger is a great show
by AAO August 2, 2007
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