Tobias Funke

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke

by paddyo3584 December 28, 2008

Tobias

Tobias is a very fit man with sexy abs that attract all the women. His sexy voice makes woman scream as they walk towards him. If he wants sex he gets it by saying just 3 words. “Come to me”

“Omg I just saw Tobias the other day. I love his abs they make me horny”

by DefinitionBeast December 22, 2018

Tobin Bell

Actor best known for his role as John Kramer (a.k.a. The Jigsaw Killer) in the Saw films. He has worked in a variety of genres, typically playing a villain or other shady character. That creepy voice that John Kramer has? It's Tobin Bell's real speaking voice. Spooky.
Keep your eyes peeled for him in movies such as Goodfellas, The Quick And The Dead, and Mississippi Burning. His unmistakable face can also be found in an online horror trivia game, as well as on episodes of The Sopranos and ER.

Dude!! That guy who's on Chicago Hope right now - that's Tobin Bell!!

by Dragonsblood_Venus May 4, 2008

Tobias Hellberg

He's got a huge dong with a tattoo of a dragon on it. He is shorter than a hobbit but hairier than a dwarf. He would fit right in in the Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. Some people call him the lover of math, I call him the love of my life. He could put his humongous dong in any of his students, the would just beg for more. He gives the worlds best hugs, but watch out so he doesn't rape you. I could call him Daddy anytime. He is the epitome of a handsome man. Tobias is love, Tobias is life.

Tobias Hellberg is the best math teacher ever!

by AssCrumbs January 31, 2019

TOBIAS THE TOASTER

Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.

RUN ITS TOBIAS THE TOASTER

by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020

Tobiominaj

Honestly one of the funniest people I've seen.

Omg I just saw Tobiominaj's 'balls tobio' video. I almost died laughing.

by Fukunagaswaterbucket May 19, 2021

Tobin

1.Tobin is the standard used to measure Badassness. The scale is 1 to 10 and displayed as an exponent. Unless your a Tobin then you are an 11 on the scale.

2. Older definitions refer to "someone that gets mad hoes and head" while this is true a Tobin treats a woman with respect and dignity and never uses the term ho. This only gets him more hoes and head.

3. Term used to define a feeling that can not usually be described. Seeing an old friend you have not seen in years, or hearing your favorite song in an unexpected setting.

4. A leather strap used to sharpen knives.

1. Damn that pilot that landed the jet in the river was a
Tobin 10x10.

2. I don't usually sleep with someone on a 1st date but your such a Tobin I can't help myself.

3. I just had my 1st baby, I feel so Tobin.

by Guy not named Tobin July 13, 2012