A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.
"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019
Get the up your ass & to the left mug.Did you see me at the game today? Just consider me the 3rd pedal to the left!
Yo LeBron was 3rd pedal to the left when he got that triple double in their win today!
Yo LeBron was 3rd pedal to the left when he got that triple double in their win today!
by steeplewater May 18, 2010
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"Jeff to the Left" is a poker card game similar to "screw your neighbor". Each player must start with 3 sets of poker chips - (usually valued at a dollar each). The dealer deals 1 card to all players face down and the player with the lowest hand (Ace-low, King-high) must pay 1 of their 3 sets of poker chips. The twist to the game is the person immediately to the left of the dealer starts the action by stating their card is good or they can trade this card to the person to their left and that person can trade to the person to his left and so on. A player with a King does not have to trade their card even if the person to his right demands it. If the card makes it's way to the dealer, the dealer may select the top card on the stack. If there is a tie for the lowest card, both players must throw in one chip each. If the dealer is eliminated, the player to his left becomes the new dealer. Last player remaining takes the pot.
by Defcon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010
Get the Jeff to the Left mug.To be visibly under the influence of opiates. whether it be pills, powder, syrup, or syringe. you tend to slouch to one side when sitting up or standing.
by Colin Daniels February 26, 2009
Get the Leaning to the left mug.thought to be derived from beyonce's irreplacable 'to the left to the left' and used in 30 rock, but origionally used in the song 'Stuck in the Middle With You' in 1972, which was used in Pulp Fiction in 1992:
"Haters to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you"
"Haters to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you"
by annab May 27, 2013
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by Uncle Dimma November 13, 2020
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by Uncle Dimma February 2, 2020
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