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Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.
Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'
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i love tintapple.
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testastical

an orgasmic feeling when you're eating curly fries
i was having a date and all of the sudden, while eating my curly fries, i had a testastical!
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Chuck Testa

What ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s Chuck Testa.

Chuck Testa refers to Chuck Testa who is a taxidermist from Ojai Valley, California. To advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. If it looks alive, it’s not, it’s Chuck Testa. If there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s Chuck Testa.
You thought this was another meme, well in ways your right, nope! Chuck Testa.
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Tintastics

Working out the small things in a situation, the fine print, minutia
It's all in the Tintastics

Working out the Tintastics of the situation
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Tisa

Tisa is honestly the kindest person that you will ever meet. She is so incredibly thoughful and always helping other people. She is beautiful on the inside and outside. She inspires those around her and helps them navigate their life. She works hard to make the world a better place. She is the best friend you will ever have, as well as the best girlfriend you'll ever have. She knows how to brighten a room with just her smile, and does it daily. There are no words to describe Tisa.
Have you met Tisa? She's the best!
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TikTard

A TikTard is someone who has an obsession with making Tik Toks. If you have 50+ posts on Tik Tok, congratulations, you're a TikTard. If you say you only make Tik Toks "for the memes", but you have more than 50 Tik Toks, you're still a TikTard.
Oh, that weirdo, John has 300 posts on Tik Tok, and posts new ones every day! You can say he's a major TikTard!
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