travesty on legs

A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.

My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!

by TomDave April 23, 2006

travesy

This is probably your Mexican friend trying to translate "Travesia" to English and just coming up with a random word that doesn't mean anything. He is trying though... be nice.

Mexican friend: "This assignment is going to be such a Travesy"
You: "What? Travesy? I've never heard that"
*Conversation ensues where Mexican person is embarrassed cause the word never existed but he's been using it for all 23 years of his life*

by luigi1540 February 4, 2022

travesty

me, im the coolest guy ever

Hey look its travesty, hes the coolest guy in rivers!!

by Travis Froese July 16, 2008

Travesty

A name for a man that is sexy to a woman but unfortunately for the attracted woman swings the other way.

"Check out the hot guy in the 3-piece suit!"

"Forget about it, he's a travesty."

"No way! He's gay? That's so not fair, I wanted to make a baby with that hottie."

by Naughtia August 3, 2009

travesty

an extremely large (Magnum XL Black or Gold or larger) male genitalia.

Girl, Matt had such a TRAVESTY!

by Rita March 27, 2005

travesty throne

Something you might find yourself on after a long night of bad decision making. This usually involves quite a large dose of shame, an upset stomach and frequent flushing.

After a late night which included 8 beers and 5 shots followed up by a Crave Case, Andrew spent his Sunday in close proximity to the travesty throne.

by Rocker-D-Licious December 25, 2014

Travesterical

Adj. An artistic travesty of hysterical proportions.

"Wife took me to a Peter Greenaway film and I actually made it through without falling asleep."
"Popcorn trick?"
"Yeah."
"How was the movie?"
"Travesterical."
"That bad?"
"Worse."

by Moe Jewst August 6, 2016