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The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.
Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.
by milimo June 11, 2011
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S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

It goes: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil cause I'm the meanist S.O.B. in the valley.
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S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.
by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010
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Talk in Third Person Day

An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.
Say your name was John.

"John ate dinner."

"John went to the doctor."

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."
by bhavik15 November 4, 2009
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Talk in Third Person Day

Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.
by skywalker89 March 3, 2010
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third plane

A lack of success in something, or an unsuccessful attempt at doing something. Something that falls short of what is required or expected.

referring to the third plane used in the September 11th attacks

see also: first plane and second plane
He wants to pass the test, but is worried he will third plane.
by Helbard December 8, 2003
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Third Party Humping

The act of being repeatedly bumped into by a person being humped. Usually seen in cases in which you and the humpee are sitting down next to each other.
John: Did you see Kyle hump Brenda on that bench today?
David: Actually, he was third party humping me. So yes, I did.
by Scarred Victim of This April 15, 2011
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Third Party Face Palm

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The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
by FlamingoPants January 28, 2013
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