thinking thot

When a girl realized she tried to break up two special people from being together by being overly friendly but not popular enough to know she was only used for an experiment they do on rats.

Oh look she's trying to get a high school diploma oh that's just thinking thot we salvaged all her math books she won't be learning anything but the sound of the Dimas sale whistle.

by roseneedsaring September 14, 2016

Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008

Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.

Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!

by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010

thinking throne

the toilet

I was on the thinking throne and watching vines.

by TheN November 5, 2014

Thinking Out Loud

Tommy thinking about fuckin his family and shit

Tommy: ayo cuh im fr fr thinking out loud rn
Jack: you’re a disgusting fuck, you know that

by SadSack2010 November 20, 2021

Thinking too deeply

If you think of a animal like a dog, and you think of it like: "This dog was a wolf, but if it was a wolf... what was it before?" And you spend 73 fucking hours on the same subject to realize that you've been wasting time on hurting your brain when you had go to school.

"Hey, i ate meat, but this meat was a animal covered in oil and butter and it became food like this... what happened to that in the meantime of becoming meat?" *starts thinking too deeply about the subject*

by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021

Thinking beer

-the beer you drink when your thinking about where you want to go or what you want to do that night

-any beer you drink while your making a decision

-Where do you want to go to tonight?
-I don't care, where do you want to go?
-I don't care.
-Well, lets have a thinking beer while we decide.

by vogelster May 11, 2010