the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
to describe ones long, emotionally driven, tedious journey in compiling, researching and writing a PhD thesis over many years.
acronym : ETJ
PhD student : After 10 long years of blood, sweat and tears and 79,872 words later I have come to an end of this emotional thesis journey.
PhD student : After 10 long years of blood, sweat and tears and 79,872 words later I have come to an end of this emotional thesis journey.
Jay told the boss about my proposal to streamline plant operations and increase production by 50%. The boss loved it, and he got a promotion! Dat bitch-ass totally bit my thesis!!!
by Glockgirl February 19, 2014
by th3 b@dd3st bl33p January 21, 2021