Sus umi zoomi

The one who speaks through his saxophone

The sus umi zoomi needs help!

by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022

Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.

I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.

by slyigs August 27, 2025

Zoomies

To on the low discuss psychedelic mushrooms

I just got a hold of some crazy good zoomies

by Bigpostagepimp August 15, 2023

zoomie

adhd

being a zoomie means having adhd

Girl 1: She is a zoomie
Girl 2: What is a zoomie?

Girl 1: It means she has adhd

by tomaye May 31, 2021

Zoomie

When a dog starts playing and running out of nowhere, and it can't be controlled

Firulais is chasing his tail, that zoomie is freaking me out!

by Bigolita June 8, 2019

zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Zoomie

A blowjob while on a Zoom meeting

My girlfriend gave me a Zoomie under the desk while so was on our company-wide video conference.

by Baconbarbarian June 19, 2020