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Vlad

Stupid and horrible also know to always be in class 603 and likes soccer
He has a small penis and know to like Zoey
Ugh not Vlad
by pee pee 3 December 14, 2018
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Vlad

It's the name of a valachian ruller (Vlad Dracula or Vlad Tepes) and is attributed to people who try to intimidate or scare other people, but allmost never success.
Rob: Look at him, he's trying to intimidate us...
Dick: Don't embaress yourself paying attension to him, he's just vlad
by moni_beauty60 September 20, 2009
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Vlad

Be sure in a fact, that he is gay. When Vlad reaches the age of 13, he usually has crush on a guy called Greb. If you are male and have a friend called Vald, be careful. Maybe he has an obsession on you right now
Vlad is such a gay!
by marmeladka December 30, 2018
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Vlad

Stupid has a small penis and is is dumb not attracting
that is vlad ugh
by EmporerPenguin December 14, 2018
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Vlad Gejushin

Famous Russian literature hero. Born in 1745. Famous for his bravery and determination. Was a member of famous events such as “Pughachevsij bunt” , “October revolution” and “Battle of the Death Star”. Vlad was living a life of drifter, until he met “the queen of sauna”. He wasn’t about his intentions on her, but on December 2nd he made the most important decision of his life.
Person1: Did you see how John saved Emily yesterday?

Person2: Yeah. He was brave as Vlad Gejushin!
by MaxTheFisherman December 5, 2021
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Vlad

A vlad is a slang term for the meaning of the word 'vagina' and can be used in any since of crude-humard jokes involving a vagina.
I had so much fun eating out my girl friend's vlad!
by suidizzo May 31, 2010
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Vlad the Impaler

The real Dracula. Far from the cape-wearing bloodsucker, Vlad the Impaler was both a hero to the Romanians, helping to defeat the invading Turks, and at the same time a brutal monster (butchering people to prove a point, once again to the Turks). His favourite execution methods outside of impaling included getting boiled alive.
Vlad III "the Impaler" "Dracula" Tepes was a hero of the Romanian people.

Almost everyone else only knows Vlad the Impaler for the stakes.
by GalactaK May 1, 2020
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