Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

beaten with the ugly stick

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"

Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.

by kasper May 5, 2004

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Spaghetti western directed by Sergio Leone. Carries the iconic "whistle" and theme music that most people know today. Leone got the idea from hearing a coyote howl. Most of the credit for this film should go to Eli Wallach for his performance as Tuco.

If you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.

by AFHorses September 13, 2005

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Arguably the best Western ever made. Only Once Upon A Time In The West and Unforgiven can rival it.

Stars Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach. Directed by Sergio Leone.

The third and final film in the loosely based "Man With No Name" trilogy.

There are two kind of people in this world my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

by BM December 8, 2004

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011

Kick The Ugly

A dating game in Habbo, that relies complety on opinions, its quite simple, there are 2 rows of chairs, one row for the boys, and one for the girls, most of the time its 5 chairs on each side, the host of the game will say "girls to boys", meaning all the girtls will get in a line behind the ugliest boy, if the host says "boys to girls" all the boys will line behind the ugliest girl. the host of the game will kick people out of the room if chosen ugly, and when to tell them girls to boys, boys to girls, etc. In the end there will either be 1 boy left or 1 girl left, the host then will say, "Boy to hottest girl" or "Girl to hottest boy" When the most attractive boy or girl is chosen, they go Habbo Dating or get room rights from the host.

Casual Kick The Ugly in Habbo:

Host: G2B
3 Girls: *lining up behind norm*
Host: *kicks norm* B2G
2 Boys: *Line up behind baconhead with bra and short skirt*
Host: *kicks baconhead* G2B
2 Girls: *Line up behind HC boy leaving 1 boy left*
Host: Boy to hottest Girl

by Motherfucker Rudy July 10, 2010