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The Simpsons Tapped Out

Stupid mobile freemium game with barely anything to do with the Simpsons other than the buildings, but if you were big brain you'd play the Simpsons arcade mobile game but no you have to play the game that sucks the money right out of your barely empty wallet and now your in debt because you spent the last of your money that you got from your job at a grocery store because you can't afford to buy a suit and tie. Why you ask? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT and now you have to pay the bills but you can't why? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT oh and now your homeless and what do you have? A SINGLE STUPID CHURCH IN THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY
Idiot:Hey you should pay The Simpsons Tapped Out
Intellectual: No thanks I like owning money
by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020
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tapping the coin

going out ........... to have a sexual realtionship
r u and mary tapping the coin?

no dude shes my mom!
by 5645536664 July 28, 2007
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Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex
I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.
by T bones bartender June 19, 2011
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tapp the bass

When u do a girl on ur bass system with a hardcore song on!
I tapp the bass with jennifer last weekend in my trunk!
by xxKroNicNinjaxx November 19, 2011
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Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"
Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."
by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015
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tapping the tittie

Ones spawn who is breastfeeding.
When is she gonna stop tapping the tittie?

When she is done tapping the tittie, we are going for a drink!
by Gleek32 December 18, 2015
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tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.
I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
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