snipe the nazi bacon

to smoke weed

i snipe the nazi bacon every chance i get!

by vuceeieieiieiei December 15, 2009

The bum sniper

An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.

“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”

by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022

The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.

Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?

by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023

Legend of the Gor Snipe

Once on a wall of an ancient Mayan cave it foretells of an ancient prophecy that one day a man with a brown mark on his cheek will rise to take the mantle from lord jahovah as the one and only Snipe god, this man is El Gor Main. El Gor Main originates from a land down south be the name of Beanville. El Gor main is foretold to have three ancient guard dogs, Cody, Kobe Beef, and Chico only for the purpose of sucking thy mole when thou mole hasn’t received proper sucking. It’s prophesies that one day El Gor Main will return to a land call diedany in order to acquire a weapon made for the gods call Ga Row Snip.

Legend of the Gor Snipe plz lemme suck the mole

by fenchvrch July 6, 2019

sniper in the hole

the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face

last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole

by weasel May 1, 2005

Sniped in the head

Refers to when a you are put in a situation where a good outcome is unlikely. Derived from from Far Cry cross map sniping.

"You got sniped in the head on that bet."

by Blackstaffe December 12, 2008

The Mexican Dong Swipers

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.

Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.

by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010