sword in the stone

sex position where the woman lies on her neck with her legs spread and the guy stands over her and dips his cock in that pussy

none that I can think of, peter north does it in a movie though

by Fil December 18, 2004

popping the stone

when i woman over the age of 60 and is still a virgin and you pop her cherry

popping the stone was an experience last night atleast she wasn't saggy.

by popping of the stone January 7, 2011

Queens of the Stone Age

The best fucking music known to man.

“Last night I came to Sick, Sick, Sick, by Queens of the Stone Age.”

“Wait you listen to music during sex?”

“No just while I jerk off.”

by Inthefade June 2, 2018

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

a good band, but its unfortunate that so many people like them yet they have never heard of kyuss, a 90s' band that all of the songs for the deaf lineup was in. qotsa is basicly kyuss reformed and not as good.

I thought qotsa was great but then I got "blues for the red sun" by kyuss and now its like comparing black flag to henry rollins band

by R.I.P. R+B March 27, 2005

Romancing the stone

When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.

Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.

by Telmea Story December 16, 2018

trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009