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Sex-therapist to the stars 

Me! Greatest mind to ever live!
Hym "Oh, I also forgot to mention 'Sex-therapist to the stars' in my credentials. I'm also that now..."

Laying under the stars

A suggestive way of telling your woman you want to have sexual intercourse outdoors
Legs up under the stars, look at Venus while we can see Uranus
I'm horny, it's getting late, I can't take you home tonight and we're in such a romantic spot...would you mind laying under the stars tonight?

Rapist of the Stars 

When someone has an urge to have a form of sexual intercourse with a celeb who is normally older (by 40 years plus) or has a drug addiction, or if needs be plays the harmonica! They also have in their names... Alfie, Weller, Carl (Carlos) and Pete.
(e.g. "oh look their she is again the rapist of the stars humping him silly, poor poor Weller, will his heart hold on")

Jobber to the Stars 

A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.
You really are growing out your stash well this year aren't you Jobber to the Stars.

under the stars (band) 

the best christian rock/hardcore band in waycross ga

watching the stars 

laying outside at night and participating in semi-sexual (or very sexual for y’all little freaks) activity
“Me and Amanda were watching the stars last night ;)”
“No way! You made out with Amanda?!”