The once a week cycle, where a male's genitals shed their top layer of skin, on the shaft - resembling a shedding snake. Often, if someone gets too impatient, their whole dick will fall off while they're peeling off the skin.
by NishiTheGreat May 30, 2023
by Salvatore Harry Vitale..... April 21, 2008
n. A misallaneous game that exists only as an idea or proposition. The act of shed can never be followed through - only proposed and accepted. May also be classed as a sport. Any attempt to actually create a game and set of rules will result in the spontaneous combustion of the attempter's nearby village or town. v. To Shed
The Savage Cabbage : "Hey Andy, wanna play shed?"
G a.k.a 'Andy' : "Yeah"
Brian the Drunkard : (Drunkenly) "Shed?"
The Apparent Voices in his head : "Yes, Brian, Yes"
G a.k.a 'Andy' : "Yeah"
Brian the Drunkard : (Drunkenly) "Shed?"
The Apparent Voices in his head : "Yes, Brian, Yes"
by Pasta, Hold the Sauce October 11, 2005
Noun, singular or collective: A chain (or single branch of a chain) of large DIY warehouse shops occupying ugly, aircraft-hangar-like buildings - sheds. Wickes, Homebase, B&Q are sheds.
That little ironmongers on the corner didn't have one.
You'll have to go to one of the sheds then.
Yeah, but they'll only sell me a packet of 20 and charge me an arm and a leg.
You'll have to go to one of the sheds then.
Yeah, but they'll only sell me a packet of 20 and charge me an arm and a leg.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 13, 2005
A term used to describe a person that goes out of their way to impress people. Commonly referred to as a tool, a shed is much worse and much more extreme. A shed is a bunch of tools put together. Short for toolshed. Someone that wears flowered shirts, laughs really loud, or drinks beer with fruit in it.
by Mike J Smith June 07, 2007
by WES JOHNSON June 27, 2006