Pet the shark 

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

Pet the shark by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019

Trump The Shark 

To do or say something rashly before realizing it could be interpreted as racist.

Dashon: Do you want to want to play basketball with us?
Keith: Nah, I could never play as well as one of you guys.
Dashon: "You guys"?
Keith: Sorry, I didn't mean to Trump The Shark on that one, I mean as well as you and your athlete friends.

Trump The Shark by Rwhite84 July 5, 2016

Kiss The Shark 

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.

I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.

Kiss The Shark by meatholesfan December 16, 2008

jump the shark

to reach the point where the poupularity of a show, movie, musician, or any other pop culture icon declines in popularity (refers to an episode of The 1960's TV show, "Happy Days" where Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiing, see also jump the couch)

It looks like Voyager is about to jump the shark.

jump the shark by Light Joker November 5, 2005

Beef The Shark 

When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

Beef The Shark by MathiasBelmondo August 14, 2013

jump the shark

A defining point in any business, relationship or other human engagement in which a peer or superior behaves in a way that eliminates any traces of his/her credibility and, consequently, any sense of purpose in continuing the overall engagement.

"Things haven't been looking rosy for the company lately, but the boss totally jump the shark when he said 'no big deal' after half the best employees quit on the same day. I gotta get a new job - quick."

jump the shark by anonymous9000 May 7, 2008

parked the shark 

It's when a long-running clubbing institution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.

alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...

parked the shark by alan February 21, 2006