Alejandro Salazar

He’s a homie for life. Amazing in bed and can do whatever he wants, he is perfect marriage material and is great in bed with a massive punisher. Also will be your best friend for the rest of your life

Alejandro Salazar please eat me out

by ChunkyAlbinoMonkey April 26, 2022

Salazar

A very refreshing drink which consists of Mexican beer or hard seltzer mixed with orange juice 🍻. They are lighter in flavor than mimosas and are consumed in hot weather, but can be drank any time if the year.

Hey man, I’m tired of mimosas, get some beers and orange juice to make a salazar.

“Why’s he throwing up?”
“He drank too many Salazar’s at the pool... Never trust how drinkable they are..”

by supaduparealezt August 27, 2021

Salazar

Salazar, a girl/boy who have high tempers and low patience. Salazar's especially enjoy soccer no matter what gender and tend to be a powerhouse of physical aggression. they're also quick on their feet and use sarcasm and bullying as a defense mechanism.

"Damn Salazar is super aggressive today, who ticked them off?"

by ur mom - 646 May 22, 2021

António de Oliveira Salazar

The dictator of Portugal from 1932 to 1968 and the founder of the corporatist Estado Novo regime. Before he became a dictator, he was an economic professor at the University of Coimbra.

Guy 1:What's your favorite Portuguese politician?
Guy 2:António de Oliveira Salazar, He is based as fuck

by GasparThalasso February 9, 2025

Pedro Salazar

The sexiest man alive. He pulls every woman. Without fail. Everyone loves him. He is strong and muscular. His best friend usually has the name of "Jasper". They are usually Mexican and live in Indiana. There other friends name are usually "Elliot" "Vincent".

Pedro Salazar is fine as fuck. I want him as my husband. His cute ass.

by Jasper Weaver April 30, 2024