Full Presidential

A blow job with a finger up the butt.

Before Bill got caught, Monica gave him the full presidential treatment.

by ConfessionsFromTheOffice January 29, 2017

presidential shit

Acceptionally good marijuana. More commonly the certian breed of Kush.

Ayo, i got sum of that presidential shit! What we smokin on?

by Amanda231 April 26, 2006

presidential blowjob

When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.

It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.

by captainsalsa May 2, 2007

Presidential Debate

Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.

Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate? Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!

by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020

Presidential Smackdown

An act of disrespect or initiation technique. You choose a guy that you totally hate, or someone who really wants to be part of your group of friends. In the middle of the night, he must be bound to his bed and gagged without his knowing. All of this is happening to him by at least three guys wearing suits -- minus any form of pants -- and different president masks on the faces of each. Then, the presidents proceed to fadonk the victim until they decide they're done...something that person will remember for the rest of his life.

Brander: "Dude, I think I got fadonked by five presidents last night in my bed, but I hope it was a dream..."
Mikey: "Actually, I heard some people planning a Presidential Smackdown for someone, so it definitely wasn't a dream...I'm sorry man."

by B-RAM April 28, 2007

Presidential Aids

The sitting president reaches and a gropes his nuts many times at the oval office. A little scratchy whatchy. Over time if the sitting president keeps scratching his nuts he will develop a fungus, which first starts on the copper pen, which the president uses to sign his bills and the law. Instead the president creates a new mutant strain of virus that looks like a walking nut sack. This virus spreads to every president to touch the pen and is infected with the "Presidential Aids"

Have you seen Joe Biden? Rumor has it he has Presidential Aids!

by Dj Nuts September 10, 2020

presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 20, 2004