The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.
“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”
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it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."
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by Looney_Man October 25, 2022
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My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
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-Just tried out The pyramid position", fucking lit.
-Where were you in it?
-Does it matter?
-I think so....
-Where were you in it?
-Does it matter?
-I think so....
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by TheMightyness September 26, 2004
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