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The Mobius Position

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The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.
“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”
by ebbonloft June 2, 2014
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the fetal position

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the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
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The Jay Position

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When you incorrectly believe you are in a position where the only option is to submit to authority
by Looney_Man October 25, 2022
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The WTF position

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Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014
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The pyramid position

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Sex position in which two individuals kneel and a third stands- individual standing receives traditional oral and anallingus at the same time.
-Just tried out The pyramid position", fucking lit.
-Where were you in it?
-Does it matter?
-I think so....
by Suchasomeone April 20, 2021
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When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.
Holy SHIT!!! What happened to you? You must have done it in the pancake position with Wanda!!!
by TheMightyness September 26, 2004
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2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.
once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position
by rydex5 October 26, 2014
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