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jamal the onion lord

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The name of Jamal the onion lord has great meaning, he is the god of the religion of Jalape. He is the main god and he has a twin brother named Lamaj who is the devil. The two fought for many years until Jamal finally defeated his evil brother. He now rules all the realm of the onion afterlife.
Praise Jamal!!! For he is the onion lord!!!
Jamal the onion lord: the god of the religion of Jalape
by Jenstentown January 11, 2017
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Punchin The Onion

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Izzie: wanna punch my onion tonight babe?
Chris: what do i do? <english accent>
Izzie: just put it in my bum
Chris: okay!
This is Punchin the Onion
by AssKiller123 August 30, 2011
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peeling the onion

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verb, after an anal sexual intercourse, spreading the cheeks and ejaculating on the hole. then waiting for it to dry, peeling it off and having the person eat it.
guy 1:dude, i was peeling the onion on ur mom last night.then ur sister walked in, she liked it
guy 2:WTF man
by alex garcia fuentes July 20, 2006
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tongue the onion

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To tongue the onion is to lick ones sphincter.
Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: Dude, was awesome. I got her to tongue the onion!
by offious July 14, 2010
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lord of the onion ring

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And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.
Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.
by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009
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Tonguing the onion

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To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex
1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018
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stop coming the onion

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it basically means dont hide things, or stop the fake crying, referring to an onions layers and the tears resulting from peeling one, a saying primarily used in certain areas of the northwest of england
Oh give over man and stop coming the onion
by chrisSt January 28, 2020
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