junkies in the morning

a group of guys that do an awesome and funny talkshow on the radio.....

i listend to the junkies from 6 - 10 on 99.1 whfs.....

by josh slipsour July 3, 2003

chop the morning wood

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation

After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.

by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009

The Morning After

The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before

Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before

The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening

Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL

by MeanFaceGrrrrrr11 December 27, 2010

The Morning Gangbang

When you try to prepare yourself in the morning for the day ahead, only to find that everyone else is taking up the bathroom (i.e. "gangbanging" it) and fucking up your schedule royally; this is especially an issue if the people you live with take excessively long showers (sorry, but anything over 15 minutes in the morning is way too much).

You are often left with three choices:
1) to forego showering and leave out the door possibly smelling of shit
2) to take the risk of being late by waiting out your inconsiderate roommates/family to get a half-assed shower and tooth-brushing in
3) to be sunk into a such a shitty mood to say "fuck it" and skip out on class/work that day

I wake up at 7am everyday to prepare for my 9am classes, but all too often I find that all my dickhead dormmates decide that they need thirty minutes apiece to shower, and won't even give me the courtesy to first take my shower that they know doesn't take as long as theirs. The morning gangbang is usually a good indicator of how the rest of my day goes.

by BullockDS March 30, 2015

Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019

top on the morning to ya ladies

Sentence from the mouth of an sofisticated Irish potato with lettuce on his head.
He uses that sentence for welcoming everyone watching his wonderful animated clips in real life.

Irish potato known as Jacksepticeye

Jacksepticeye- TOP ON THE MORNING TO YA LADIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO A SURGEON SIMULATOR VIDEO!

by Cotonee Blogger January 24, 2017

Elliot in the morning

A Shock jock that broadcasts from DC 101.1 and Richmond's 102.1 the X from 5:45 a.m. to 10 something a.m.

Elliot's famous quote: "Smell my face!"

Co-hosts include: "Momma" Diane, "Bigfat" Flounder, "Foreskin" Craig, "Metrosexual" Tyler, "Gay" Kyle.

"Elliot in the morning is so funny I almost crapped my pants!"

by Robplayslax May 18, 2006