A mythical creature that is older than the first tree known to man and speaks for the trees. He is considered to be strange, standoffish, angry grumpy and hairy.
by Scmtb831 February 27, 2020

by that handle is good May 4, 2021

by rru12 November 4, 2023

Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.
Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.
by Big_Bongo June 24, 2023

by youmightseemeagainormaybenot May 18, 2023

by All My Claims R Right March 29, 2022
