John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.
Jimmy: Nice.
by Thull March 16, 2010
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Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.
by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010
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Get the Release The Kraken mug.The point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation.
Brad: "Nice flavor savor Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"
by gooderlooking April 15, 2010
Get the Release the Kraken mug.To party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of Kraken dark spiced rum, so that the ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail.
"Man, we released the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his wang out, and Brian passed out in the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks."
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by AndBaconStripsAndBaconStrips August 22, 2011
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Get the Unleash the Kraken mug.When a female wants her man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly.
by keithandisaball November 12, 2010
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