upper jizzer

The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.

Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer

by Blomblom2396 March 9, 2024

Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.

Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.

by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 9, 2009

master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet

that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!

by literalmfmom February 20, 2017

jizzeration

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.

This is my jizzeration rag.

by Jizz king July 25, 2018

Jizzer

A Japanese slave.

I’m not fucking with a jizzer

by KingWigga69 February 15, 2020

jizzered

The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

by myaccountinglab November 19, 2010