For men, using a Henry Hoover for sexual pleasure. An alternative is Henrietta the Hoover if using the pink model. For women, it is a man who leaves 'war wounds'. Can be shortened to Henry.
"I have never... done it with Henry the Hoover."
"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"
"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"
by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007
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by Kristea September 9, 2009
Get the Henry the 8th mug.Sir Henry "The Douche" was born in 1169 A.D., to a poor family in the slums of Camelot, Sir Henry was best known for his invention of the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000 dildo. After much "hard" work he created the most popular sex toy on the market to date. His project took 69 "long" strenuous days to cumplete. His inspiration for this amazing device came to him when his mother, Madame Duche of Camelot complained of not being able to properly entertain herself when her husband was away. During a press conference in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Sir Henry told the reporters he thought that his work in the dildo industry revolutionized what was once thought as pleasure. Reports then asked Sir Henry what he expected to accomplish in the next 30 years. He replied, "I don't know, the industry is always changing. But there is one thing I am certain of, there will always be wet and horny sluts among us looking for pleasure." Sir Henry The Douche now owns and operates the largest dildo producing factory in Camelot. Reporters asked him if he should die seeing as he has lived for more than 900 years, and who would take over his business? Sir Henry quickly replied his son Long Rod Vanhugen Dong would inherit all of his possessions. He currently lives with his 30 wifes and 1,200 children in a castle somewhere in Faukers Valley, Wyoming.
by CNN's Stacy Legina January 18, 2009
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henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.
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henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.
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women- im on my period
henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style
ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.
henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style
ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.
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(The origin of this word comes from some disabled *si* eyes who looks like an alien 90% of the time
(The origin of this word comes from some disabled *si* eyes who looks like an alien 90% of the time
Henry the benry,
Looks like a dog,
He eats like a frog,
And most importantly he's a nig nog,
Or......
Post man pat, post man pat and his little black cat,
Looks like henry the benry,
Looks like henry the benry,
Imagine doing aga, on your own toilet seat,
That's when great khali will sneak u up with his own 2 feet
Looks like a dog,
He eats like a frog,
And most importantly he's a nig nog,
Or......
Post man pat, post man pat and his little black cat,
Looks like henry the benry,
Looks like henry the benry,
Imagine doing aga, on your own toilet seat,
That's when great khali will sneak u up with his own 2 feet
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by Shane Churilla November 23, 2021
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