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The Three Gunslingers 

The three main characters from the Spaghetti Western titled "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly". Played by Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, and Lee Van Cleef. Arguably the most badass group of characters in cinema history.
"How can you say The Three Gunslingers were any less than a fountain of pure awesome?"

guns of the navarone 

1961 movie staring Gregory Peck and Anthony Quinn about the WWII capture of a Nazi-Held Greek gun battery.
Often used metaphoricly to articulate pent-up anger or frustration.
I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' mother fucker, mother fucker. I'm superfly on TNT, I am The Guns Of The Naverone.

-Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction
(also referanced in "Wonderland" with val kilmir)
guns of the navarone by bubsy hayden November 23, 2004

gunshot to the head 

"Shotugun!"
"Gunshot to the head!"
"FUUUUCK"

good thing you don't keep guns in the house 

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.
Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

only the criminals have guns 

Something the European and Canadien dumb asses on this site love to say proudly, clearly not seeing the bigger picture.
If the criminals still have guns, what's the point of gun control? To be inadequately defended and thus rely on your government even more for protection? To be illprepared for when the governemnt takes away your rights?

Guns in the Trunk 

A term used to declare that someone has an STD (herpes, etc.) or as a warning to others who may be pursuing someone who is high risk of having an STD.
Jimmy: Hey man, that chick over there asked me back to her place after last call.

Tom: Who? Cindy?!?

Jimmy: Yeah. Why?

Tom: Yo that bitch got guns in the trunk, bruh. She got my boy Dave a couple months back. He was pissing razor blades for a week after a night with her.
Guns in the Trunk by Sleepy Weazel November 21, 2020