Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.

Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.

by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014

Chocolate Gogurt

where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.

dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.

by eastside lunchtime words September 29, 2012

Gogurt squeeze

When a man's foreskin is long enough, you have to squeeze the cum out like gogurt.

Yo, that guy has such long foreskin that you could totally gogurt squeeze him.

by Peeballs42069 March 5, 2024

human gogurt

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes

I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out

by Faggotniggergookspec May 6, 2018

Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021

Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024

gas station gogurt

A used condom that is left at a gas station preferably found in the bathroom

Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”

Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”

by Broski119 April 21, 2023