He’s always moody and clumsy doing things like tripping over binss. He constantly looks hungover and can’t control his temper. He does weird chicken dances when he thinks no ones looking and has weird funny eyebrows he can’t stop raising. He couldn’t control a goldfish to save his life and is such a mummy’s boy . He gets very rude and stressed easily and can be very cringey overall he is quite funny but with people laughing at rather than with him.
by Sussex rat November 02, 2019
When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size. When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.
Girl No. 1: Yeah Gareth Delap has such a midget dick
or
Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.
Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.
or
Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.
Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.
by haha! feck u! November 12, 2010
by Jsrach February 25, 2018
A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.
Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.
by FactFinder November 13, 2014
The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.
Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.
by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009
Is this order to dine in or Gareth Southgate?
Hi there, I would like to place an order to Gareth Southgate
Hi there, I would like to place an order to Gareth Southgate
by Stevie_j91 July 18, 2018
A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
by Jace March 26, 2005