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The Five G's

The Five G's is a code statement used to shorten the phrase "Gay Guys get Great Girls." We've all seen it happen at bars, partys, malls...gay guys have a tendency to hang around both the artsy, creative, chic females, as well as the gorgeous semi-unnatainable females, because those same females are mysteriously drawn to the gay male.
Dude, why's Antonio always the one thats swarmed by hot chicks? Don't they know he's not going to sleep with them?

Yea man, but they don't care, chicks love gay guys, its the Five G's at work...
by Scanda-liz January 9, 2009
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The Five-O

Route 50, on the Eastern Shore of Maryland has been renamed to "The Five-O" for it's ease of rolling off the tongue and it's "hoodness" factor.
We pulled up in our sled to the DQ just off of the five-o and got a Blizzard.
by briantbilane December 19, 2009
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The Five P's System

a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too
How does that do in The Five P's System???
by snowmanitalianstallion March 22, 2011
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The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019
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The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.
Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020
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The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly
Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle
by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021
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The five esses

Wow wasn’t she acting weird…I replied it’s the five esses…
by Siftech September 16, 2023
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