Hose Equity Loan

Viagra. See also "hose equity".

"Bob Dole is slinging Hose Equity Loans"

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

ball sweat equity

The extraordinary time and effort a guy has invested in getting a piece of tail.

I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!

by DrEyePoppin' November 25, 2017

DVR Equity

Allowing a TV program to start recording, before beginning to watch, so enough time elapses to skip through commercials.

-Bro, So You Think You Can Dance is starting; put it on!
-Yeah bro it's recording, I'm building up DVR Equity so we can skip the commercials.

by Teddy McTederson May 12, 2011

private equitied

When a company, service, or institution is gutted, hollowed out, or otherwise destroyed after being acquired by private equity — usually through layoffs, cost-cutting, asset stripping, innovative accounting practices, or other forms of short-term profit extraction. A more financially precise version of enshitified.

That hospital was private equitied so hard even the IVs have sponsorships.

I give it six months until it’s private equitied.

Yeah, that was before they got private equitied; you should scan the QR code.

by J BCD October 17, 2025

equity release

Equity release—or "give us your house"—is a means of borrowing some of the value of your home without having to sell it, and usually without having to make any repayments so that the interest compounds rapidly. Sometimes known as a lifetime mortgage. The more reputable lenders (for a given value of 'reputable') guarantee that the total debt will never exceed the value of the property, which is big of them; the less reputable will take your estate for as much as they can after you fall off your perch.

I borrowed 65K through equity release on my house seven years ago, and it's already doubled. At this rate there will be nothing left for my kids.

by Beermat November 8, 2017

Positive equity

Verb. Your overall Economic projection into the world. Antonym: negative equity.

I own a modest house, a paid off car, minimal debt, zero student loans, and some think its okay to come into my life and absorb my positive equity.

by Jennis TheMenace September 29, 2020

sweat equity

Putting time, effort and mental work into something that isn't finished or paying off yet.

Sweat equity is a great act of faith; it's chasing your dreams and working with what you have: yourself.

by Lil'BowPeep October 7, 2023