Dinkle Bear

A guy that acts girly enough to be a homosexual but is surprisingly straight.

I thought Jerry was a homosexual because he wears big hoop ear rings, but it turns out that he is just a Dinkle Bear.

by MuffinMcPuffin April 14, 2015

Dinkle Berries

A butt hair with a tiny piece of crap at the end of it.

Dave's butt is covered in dinkle berries!

by Cristinnnnaaaaa July 25, 2009

dinkle berry

a terd that gets stuck in an animal's hair where his butthole is and after a while it gets hard.

"Check to see if he's got a dinkle berry!"

by FloJo April 28, 2006

Dinkle Shit

An abnormaly large dinkleberry. Used to describe Fucktards.

Hey Joe, 2+2 is 5 right?
No Sally... you typical woman you, its not. 2+2 is 4... Fuckin' Dinkle shit.

by C-Dawg Fo Shizzle January 29, 2012

dinkle chink

A shit that looks like an asian person.

I ate too much ramen and I shat out Lucy Liu. Total dinkle chink.

by pritz_man June 5, 2009

Sprinkle dinkle

You buy 100 sprinkles and put it on your penis

Albert-Yo what did you do last night
James-just the sprinkle dinkle

Albert-your autistic

by Gay spaz August 12, 2020

dinkle frits

some one who messes up, a lot or tends to fail, at tasks forgetful, space case, burnt

chelsea you are being such a dinkle frits

by reptar is gonna sodomize you December 26, 2010