Is when you just had amazing sex the night before and reach out in the morning to touch base and receive nothing but silent chirps. You’ve been “cricketed”.
Angela : how did it go with the Russian whore last night ?
Anthony : I thought it went well but I have been texting her and no response , I think I got cricketed.
Anthony : I thought it went well but I have been texting her and no response , I think I got cricketed.
by Chicken china July 26, 2019
Get the cricketedmug. The response from a friend about a previous night's activities, typically following heavy alcohol consumption.
You: "Last night was sloppy – can you believe we ate burgers at Zuni?!"
Friend: No response or recollection…crickets…
Friend: No response or recollection…crickets…
by Itwasnt Me May 24, 2007
Get the cricketsmug. dave and jon walked in the elevator and it jerked un controllably
john says " that deffinatly isnt cricket"
john says " that deffinatly isnt cricket"
by mgk squires July 16, 2008
Get the Cricketmug. Cricket is a religion. It is demographically more prominent in India. The followers of this religion worship the Greatest Legendary batsman "Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar".
by SachinMyGod April 20, 2011
Get the cricketmug. The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places
Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard
by ~MoonScythe~ July 3, 2010
Get the The Cricketmug. The sound of leather hitting willow that takes me back to my schoolboy days. Me and WG opening for Gloucestershire while the birds were singing and a cool summer breeze blowing southwards towards the pavilion. The rain from the previous creating a rather sticky wicket which one must take guard upon.
In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years.
In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years.
In the words of 10cc
"I don't like cricket no, no, no."
"I love it!"
"Yeah"
And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq
"Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down"
"I don't like cricket no, no, no."
"I love it!"
"Yeah"
And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq
"Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down"
by Sir Dale esq August 29, 2006
Get the Cricketmug. by MikeK July 20, 2008
Get the Cricketmug.