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The Boston Citizen 

The act of taking a fistful of cold, uncooked clam chowder and cramming it into an anus or a vagina. Typically, it is followed by eating the chowder with a spoon after it has warmed up in the orifice. Cases of the Boston Citizen have gone unconfirmed, though doctored images of newspapers circulated around the internet in the late 2000s.
"In 2009, there was a rumor in Dorchester, a neighborhood in Boston, that said a man killed his girlfriend by fisting her with clam chowder. She was missing for twenty four hours and was found eating it with a spoon. The newspaper was titled 'The Boston Citizen'."
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Looking for the Boston Market 

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console
the most intense or severe degree of the word boss, meaning the greatest form of anything: the best, the greatest, coolest, fastest, etc..
Damn, that car's the boss.
Two cases of beer?! Man, you are the boss.
the boss by señor cacahuate April 17, 2006

The Greg aka "The Boss"

The Greg: When your so fucked up that you have been getting head for a half hour but you cant cum so you tell that bitch to supple on the end your penis while you masturbate into her mouth.
I was a fifth deep in whiskey and i couldn't cum so i gave that slut The Greg aka "The Boss"...told the slut to put her mouth on my penis as I rubbed one out down her throat. Then I made that bitch sleep on the floor.

who's the boss 

When you are having sex, you ask the girl "Who's the boss?" and when she says your name, you respond "No bitch, Tony Danza's the boss!" and give her the donkey punch.
She's been acting up lately so I had to make sure she knew who the boss was.

The Bosnian Quiche

The most deadliest sex position known to man. No one can actually describe what The Bosnian Quiche entails, due to the fact that those who had ever dared perform it either lost several limbs or vital organs and were too traumatized to reveal their experience, or never survived to tell the tale.
So there I was, greased up to my elbows in flax seed oil, about to perform The Bosnian Quiche on a Cambodian boy, when all of a sudden there came a ringing on my hand held cellular device!

OH SHIT ITS THE BOSS!

WHEN THE BOSS COMES BY AND FINDS ME LOOKING uP HIS LECTURE ON URBAN DICTIONARY..
OH SHIT ITS THE BOSS! by dick! December 13, 2004