the axis

A girl gets bukakked by 5 guys who simultaneously shit on her. A combination of German scheisse sex and Japanese bukakke.

I heard that slut likes the axis.

That bitch totally got axised last night.

the axis by random777hero November 28, 2010

Wrapped around the axle 

The extant definitions are good; however, no one, so far, has mentioned the origin of the phrase. Here is is, based on a number of years associating with over the road drivers – and a couple of summers running moonshine down the mountains of North Carolina. In the mid-20th century, police would put two rubber hoses, connected to a sensor, across a highway. Speeders triggered the sensor based on how quickly they crossed both hoses. Truckers, often trying to make a living despite the regulations on speed, hated what they called whammys. A clever trucker knew that if he applied the trailer's brakes at the right moment and then released them, he could rip the hoses from the roadway and "wrap them around the axle" of the tractor-trailer.

"I popped that whammy and wrapped around the axle – nearly ripped the box out'a that smokey's front seat."

Wrapped around the axle by BusyGuyInPTC August 4, 2019

the Axman

A double chambered bong or water pipe that is made solely from materials purchased at "Axman Surplus" in St. Louis Park, Minnesota.

dude you tryn' to smoke outta the Axman?

the Axman by 420jambi July 14, 2009

The Axon Theory 

The Axon Theory is kind of the video game versions of Jupming the Shark and Nuking the Fridge, it means that a Video Game series that has gone into major crappy meltdown.

Mortal Kombat Armageddon was the lameest 7th sequel to hit the video game shelves because of the lame fataitlies they have < so I considered this as a part of "The Axon Theory". I also name this word after one of the hoverboards in "Unreal Tournament 3".

The Axon Theory by MikeKal August 27, 2009

The Axis Of Simpitry 

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

The Axis Of Simpitry by gully64 March 10, 2020

the axel paradox

A friend or someone getting stuck in a loading screen

*A guy on the team gets stuck in a loading screen*
Guy 2: Ahhh he hit The Axel Paradox

the axel paradox by cshenriksen May 11, 2020

the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

the axe that follows by Daredreams July 9, 2021