wash the dog

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wash the dog: I was SHOCKED when I walked in on Elizabeth and Brianne washing the dog...

by AS from Toronto September 10, 2008

The Car Wash

Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.

After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.

by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009

Wash the Spoon

To visit the latrine, usually used in semi-polite conversation or when humour is needed to diffuse a tense situation. Useful at parties with lawyers.

'Hello.'
'I need to wash the spoon!'
'I will require evidence of that.'

by WellingtonBoot October 28, 2013

wash the mongoose

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When you girlfriend lives 240 miles away, you tend to wash the mongoose frequently.

by $@lly !$ c00l September 28, 2008

wash the trisket

When someone needs to jump through hoops or go through trials to attain a desired outcome.

I needed to wash the trisket to get that job.

by Kalodidaskalos February 27, 2009

Wash The Car

Informal slang to say you have to go take a leak.

Well, Time to wash the car.

by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018

Wash the cups

When you have to do a number one in the bathroom

Steve and Brock had to go to the bathroom to wash the cups real quick

by Team D.U.I. December 14, 2008