Wow. The other day, i was getting a 12 taco party pack, and i walked out my front door, and a penis swiper swiped my penis.
by penisswipee999 March 27, 2011
A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity
Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*
by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021
When someone repeatedly swipes right on tinder or bumble with zero regard to how ugly, ratchet, or thicc a potential match may be.
by The sneaky beaver May 30, 2017
by No scooping turkey! May 13, 2015
A meme on Regular Show Amino. He was created by one of the leaders. It's basically Muscle Man from Regular Show in a Swiper costume. Also he's kawaii
by BenderTheGroundskeeper May 31, 2020
In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.
Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.
by IScissorkickLatinos May 18, 2010
by JWH88 December 29, 2011