The Littlest Snail

SHES THE GOAT. SHES THE BEST FORTNITE PLATER IN THE WORLD. EASY DUBS.

omg its The littlest Snail. slayyyy

by Crip,over223 August 25, 2023

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg

A bad ass, mo fo, biatch from the kid's book Scuppers the Sailor Dog by Margret Wise Brown who sails the deep green sea having many righteous adventures.

Scuppers the Sailor Dawg popped a cap in yo pirate ass.

by Bin Der Dun Dat October 17, 2008

Sinbad The Sailor

First ever dungeon capturer, King of Sindria, Leader of the Seven Seas Alliance. Also married to Ja’far, an ex-assassin.

“Oh, you know about the Legend of Sinbad The Sailor? Hes crazy powerful!”

by fuyuhiko.k May 30, 2021

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

conrad the sailor

conrad the sailor is conors secret identity, its true you can see it on the posts down by the river!!!! anyway he sails on a boat haunted by an unfriendly ghost.

mum, im just going sailing
who with????
Conrad the sailor!!!!!!

by Rwolbic May 3, 2005

The Sailboat Technique

When an circumstanced male grips the tip of his foreskin, and the bottom of his ballsack and tugs in opposite direction, thus creating a triangle shape similar to the sail of a boat.

Dude bro 1: "My girlfriend caught me doing the sailboat technique, she hasn't talked to me in a week."
Dude bro 2: "Yarr, a captain always goes down with his ship.."

by drippy boy March 17, 2019